I like how Bruce and Diana are bonding on the way there
Corynfl3
4 months ago
Never stand behind a centaur.
TodJetzt
4 months ago
Awwww! What a good friend! Alsoโฆ was that centaurs schlong between his front legs? Why did they have to make me query that forever, with that highly suggestive of that, introductory, hereโs your enemy, cell. Well such is good storytelling. It makes you question the world you think you know.
Probably between the hind legs, like on a real horse. Makes you wonder why he bothers wearing that loincloth/pteruges thing though.
everlastall
4 months ago
As Harvey and Oz are (justifiably) mad about their whole situation, I like to imagine that Eddie is elsewhere, zonked out of his mind, having a great time.
Seeing as he was the only one not hospitalized, it’d be really funny if he (Eddie) still kept the cyber security/tech job he had before Bane rearranged his brain.
ArchaRaid
4 months ago
I love Harvey’s whole “I only hate you half the time” being literal, like an entire different identity speaks for him when his left eye opens
(did Harvey even receive his usual sub or did Bruce just left it on a desk or something?)
Last edited 4 months ago by ArchaRaid
TaranWanderer010
4 months ago
Methinks the pair doth protest too much.
Reading Rabbit
4 months ago
There are only two real thoughts going through my mind after reading this.
#1: How tall must Diana be for this jumbo-sized Batman to have to keep looking up at her?
#2: Are these two going to have some kind of “Will They/Won’t They” thing going on, because that scene where they both state “We’re Not Together!”, makes me think maybe it’s some kind of set up to something later down the line.
1) Diana IS wearing heels, so she’s not quite as tall as she looks, but going by the height given for Absolute!Bruce, Absolute!Diana is still taller than Prime!Diana. Apparently the Hell diet is better for growing children than the Themyscira diet.
2) Did people forget that Absolute!Selina Kyle exists? And that Bruce is in a relationship with her? An intimate relationship?
Xanada Sinada
4 months ago
Bruce and Diana are the perfect team up in the Absolute Universe.
Okbuddy
4 months ago
If Batman is to dumb to not stand by a horse ass what would this version of wonder woman and Superman need him for.
He thought they had taken him down. Also, in this situation helpfulness isnโt measured on horse knowledge. Iโm sure Superman in this universe doesnโt know how to pay taxes, or play poker but heโll still be helpful in a fight.
I mean itโs not rocket science โdonโt blitz a dog you donโt knowโ. Batman is supposed to be lex Luther level smart but with wider knowledge.I guess itโs funny if the joke lands. I donโt think Batman should be the character to relax because the threat in front of them appears to be handled.
Curios is that what Batman will do while fighting darkseid pay their taxes. If he isnโt โBatman wins with prep-timeโ what he do while gods fight.
We all got kinda bored of that unbeatable ‘Batman kills God no diff with prep time’, it’s a corny and stale take on the character. This Batman is fresh and interesting because victory isn’t just a guarantee ‘because Batman’, he actually has to fight. Where will he fit in with those as powerful as Superman and Wonder Woman? Who knows, maybe he’ll be the humanity that keeps them grounded and leads them, maybe they’re the brawn and he’s the heart
Eddie was hospitalized? Oz says “everyone sees me, Harv, and Ed and thinks we’re monsters” but I thought Ed just ignored Bruce’s advice on getting to a hospital back In Issue 12
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I like how Bruce and Diana are bonding on the way there
Never stand behind a centaur.
Awwww! What a good friend! Alsoโฆ was that centaurs schlong between his front legs? Why did they have to make me query that forever, with that highly suggestive of that, introductory, hereโs your enemy, cell. Well such is good storytelling. It makes you question the world you think you know.
Man stfu gooner ass
Probably between the hind legs, like on a real horse. Makes you wonder why he bothers wearing that loincloth/pteruges thing though.
As Harvey and Oz are (justifiably) mad about their whole situation, I like to imagine that Eddie is elsewhere, zonked out of his mind, having a great time.
Seeing as he was the only one not hospitalized, it’d be really funny if he (Eddie) still kept the cyber security/tech job he had before Bane rearranged his brain.
I love Harvey’s whole “I only hate you half the time” being literal, like an entire different identity speaks for him when his left eye opens
(did Harvey even receive his usual sub or did Bruce just left it on a desk or something?)
Methinks the pair doth protest too much.
There are only two real thoughts going through my mind after reading this.
#1: How tall must Diana be for this jumbo-sized Batman to have to keep looking up at her?
#2: Are these two going to have some kind of “Will They/Won’t They” thing going on, because that scene where they both state “We’re Not Together!”, makes me think maybe it’s some kind of set up to something later down the line.
1) Diana IS wearing heels, so she’s not quite as tall as she looks, but going by the height given for Absolute!Bruce, Absolute!Diana is still taller than Prime!Diana. Apparently the Hell diet is better for growing children than the Themyscira diet.
2) Did people forget that Absolute!Selina Kyle exists? And that Bruce is in a relationship with her? An intimate relationship?
Bruce and Diana are the perfect team up in the Absolute Universe.
If Batman is to dumb to not stand by a horse ass what would this version of wonder woman and Superman need him for.
He thought they had taken him down. Also, in this situation helpfulness isnโt measured on horse knowledge. Iโm sure Superman in this universe doesnโt know how to pay taxes, or play poker but heโll still be helpful in a fight.
What he said is not wrong.What are you even try to say? Superman obviously gonna be more helpful
I mean itโs not rocket science โdonโt blitz a dog you donโt knowโ. Batman is supposed to be lex Luther level smart but with wider knowledge.I guess itโs funny if the joke lands. I donโt think Batman should be the character to relax because the threat in front of them appears to be handled.
Curios is that what Batman will do while fighting darkseid pay their taxes. If he isnโt โBatman wins with prep-timeโ what he do while gods fight.
We all got kinda bored of that unbeatable ‘Batman kills God no diff with prep time’, it’s a corny and stale take on the character. This Batman is fresh and interesting because victory isn’t just a guarantee ‘because Batman’, he actually has to fight. Where will he fit in with those as powerful as Superman and Wonder Woman? Who knows, maybe he’ll be the humanity that keeps them grounded and leads them, maybe they’re the brawn and he’s the heart
I’ll stay until 5 am to wait
It releases at 5 AM?
Eddie was hospitalized? Oz says “everyone sees me, Harv, and Ed and thinks we’re monsters” but I thought Ed just ignored Bruce’s advice on getting to a hospital back In Issue 12
no fights? cmon…